So apparently i have a kid no one told me about…lol

One Of George Carlin’s Greatest Moments.

Show me some guts! show me some dance! show me some moxy! *hiccup*

You tell em Chuck!

Yes, this really just happened to me.

I’m staying at my brother’s while he is away, and i just had to write him this email:

subject: fire alarm
Dear J,
So uh, does your fire alarm go off randomly with no particular pattern?
Does it tend to happen when one is in the shower?
Also, does it know when you are naked and having an allergy attack [...]

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would ya believe?

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