Now THIS is some fresh ass SWAG!

I’m super excited to get my new Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 in the mail!

And lucky for you they and Verizon are holding a contest for you to win one PLUS a free roundtrip for 2 to Hollywood to attend the launch party – and you know I’ll be there too. woot woot!

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‘Gonna be disabled’

Nice try, retards.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to pull out my black sharpie, correct all the mistakes, write a giant ‘F’ in the top right corner and send it back to them.