I’m staying at my brother’s while he is away, and i just had to write him this email:
subject: fire alarm
Dear J,
So uh, does your fire alarm go off randomly with no particular pattern?
Does it tend to happen when one is in the shower?
Also, does it know when you are naked and having an allergy attack and that the mop you grabbed to beat it/turn it off with would have a handle filled with old ass mop water that would dump on you when you turned it upside down to do so?
if so, FUCK YOUR FIRE ALARM.
xoxox
sissie
that really, really sux. Its like he booby trapped u lol
settle down, and change the battery. no reason to throw a tantrum
Love,
DadE
Ugh. My smoke alarm used to always go off when I’d be taking a shower. Most inconvenient times! KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STEAM AND SMOKE. – On the LOLside of things, while I was reading this, I was playing it all out in my head like it was a Loony Toon cartoon.
Did you clean the dirty mop water off the floor? I scrubbed those tiles before I left…..
i would prefer to use those cheap ionization type smoke alarms on our home building;:.
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