I’m staying at my brother’s while he is away, and i just had to write him this email:
subject: fire alarm
So uh, does your fire alarm go off randomly with no particular pattern?
Does it tend to happen when one is in the shower?
Also, does it know when you are naked and having an allergy attack and that the mop you grabbed to beat it/turn it off with would have a handle filled with old ass mop water that would dump on you when you turned it upside down to do so?
if so, FUCK YOUR FIRE ALARM.